by The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
About Hellpickle - Comic Transcript
The Pickle from Hell:
Was born and raised in a town called Malice.
Is a most whimsical haberdasher.
Sexually identifies as a tin bucket of greasy whale milk.
Has been known, on occasion, to annoy "the man."
He does not love you. He's only at this party to sample the expensive cheeses.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hellpickle N’w Jersi wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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