My Magic: The Gathering Plan

I am writing this in a car. Me and Brain are on lunch. We like Tacos!

Work sucks. But we both need lots of money to buy Magic Cards! We really like Magic: The Gathering. (Even more than tacos).

I figured out that if I divorce my wife and sell my house I could spend $2,000 a month on new Magic Cards!

Some day, Brain and I will be unemployed, and live in cardboard boxes … then we can play Magic all day!